In Destroyer, Conan is basically just a mercenary, and the stakes just aren't as interesting as the first film's revenge for his family, lover, and years of slavery. The scale of Conan the Barbarian is done really well you get just enough backstory to drive the rest of the plot. But the new director and writer just didn't nail that mix of barbarian nihilism and primitive spirituality that the first Conan did so well. There's some cool ideas in it, and Grace Jones is awesome to watch in anything. I haven't seen it, but I'm also pretty sure that the Conan prequel, "Kull, the Conquerer" - starring Kevin Sorbo, TV's Hercules - should also be terrible. It's got Wilt Chamberlain AND Grace Jones in major roles for crissakes! It's weird and disappointing EVEN IF YOU GOT OVER how different in tone this film is from it's predecessor and the future Jason Momoa Conan.
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It has ridiculous set pieces, tons of monsters created by sticking stuntguys in goofy suits, no blood despite many weapons ( though if you're a fan of Arnold spinning his sword around for dramatic effect, this is the movie for you!), terrible dialogue ( including a scene with an awful sex talk to a "child princess" who's clearly too old to need this kind of talk), the most dramatic window smashing scene in history ( suck it, Enter the Dragon), and a terrible cast of characters. The 1984 sequel to the quiet, gritty, epic original that basically completely ignores all that and turns the tone on it's head forcing Conan into a toothless, silly-looking Superman III/He-Man/Neverending Story-type escapade instead.
Not the classic, ' Conan the Barbarian" - that movie is great. And while ' Twins' and ' Kindergarten Cop' will almost certainly end up on HDTGM eventually, I want to put out Conan for consideration. I'm loving the Stallone love HDTGM has had so far when it comes to action movie icons, but eventually they'll have to look at way more Arnold Schwarzenegger movies too.
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